Being an Adult Is Dumb

by Mushroom Montoya

Being an adult is dumb sometimes.

Why are we expected to behave,

To be responsible for ourselves

For our kids, and even for our pets?

We are supposed to act like adults.

But what if I don't or won't?

What if I want to do a cartwheel

When I am 43?

Or sing a song spontaneously?

What if I want to sunbathe nude?

It wouldn't be rude

If I was a clothesless dude

In my own back yard.

What if I want to ride my bike?

Or go on a 2600 mile hike

Along the Pacific Crest Trail

Will I be condemned to hell?

How can I do a decent job

Of raising happy, and mentally healthy kids

If I don't act silly and play,

Enjoying life each and every day?